ejacupot

when you are with a dime piece and you ejaculate inside/on her thus hitting the jackpot hence ejacupot

Did you bang that girl last night?
Ya, I ejacupotted.

by Zeus Juice December 11, 2010

ejaculotum

a spell casted in Harry Potter world which causes a male to ejaculate at the wave of a wand

Harry finally defeated Voldemort by casting multiple ejaculotum spells causing Voldemort to be exhausted and fatigued. FTW!

by mr5parkle September 29, 2011

Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.

1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?

by KC Royals November 30, 2011

Ejaculotion

The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged.

I was trying to put some cream on my dry hands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants.

by BobHPhilly September 20, 2011

ejacupoop

v. to shit and cum at the same time

If I catch any one of you ejacupooping...

by vwoxy May 28, 2011