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Eimund is a nice guy that lives in his apartment in a small city called Uskedalen. He is the type of nigga that likes to eat hot dog to breakfast, lunch and dinner, without bread. He also likes sundays and dry months like October. He is short but that means that his dick is kinda big.
DAMN! That dick could belong to Eimund!
eimund by Jacob9991 October 10, 2018
Eimund has the BIGGEST dick and gets all the ladies. Eimund is also very short, which comes to an advantage for Eimund.
Eimund is very sexy

Eimund has a big booty
Eimund by eitangen January 29, 2020

The King Edmund School 

The king edmund school also known as KES

Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian

RUN, FAR AWAY
Me: I go to The King Edmund School, what about you?
Mutual: *runs*

St Edmund Hall 

founded in the 1200s it is oxford's oldest acadmic establishment and probably the best college in oxford. More commonly known as teddy hall or the banter college, it is famed for it's many sporting and dramatic successes (rather than it's few academic ones), and will be found dominating the dancefloor everynight across oxford, recognisable by chants of teddy teddy teddy hall hall hall.

ex teddies include al murray (pub landlord) stewart lee and tery jones
st hilda's schlad "i wish i could have gone to st edmund hall"

bury st edmunds

Bury st edmunds is the lovely flower arranging town in which chav's hang out, outside and the bus station thinking they are solid, and the fit girls with abnormally large foreheads.
The breeding ground of Howard estate scum and priors pussy's so welcome to bury St edmunds
bury st edmunds by Banta Hunter December 30, 2013

The King Edmund School 

A British school filled with so many white people you’d think god cummed on it
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
The King Edmund School meaning “That boy goes kes
“Very whiterful!”

Edmundsexual 

Being utterly in love with Edmund Pevensie.
Person1: hey whats your sexuality again and what does it mean?
person2: oh Im Edmundsexual meaning Im in love with Edmund Pevensie!
Edmundsexual by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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