egyte 

Irish/Scottish slang word for "idiot"

Claire is such an egyte

egyte by IrishMan123 May 17, 2018

Egate 

After a breakup, the dumped or the dumper composes an email to their X with the intention of attaining a higher level of closure or getting back together. Egate is often regrettable and tends to increase the level of messiness.

I sent Maguire an egate after he dumped me and he responded with some sweet words and asked if I would like to get dinner sometime...like a date...

He broke up with me and then sent me an egate the same day! It was only to make himself feel better about his idiocy and restate that it is better for us to be apart.

Egate by titzinfinate March 14, 2011

Egotestical 

Somebody of the male gender who is proud of, enjoys talking about or displaying, and is generally egotistical about their testicles.

Gabby: " What's up with that guy? He's always talking about his frickin BALL-SAC.......whats his deal?"

Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert

Egotestical by Carlye Samatas February 2, 2010

egotesticaless 

personality trait defined by one's ego being so large it has consumed one's testicles.

This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.

See also: egopuss

David: That guy is such a egotistical pussy, what's his deal?

Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.

David: testicle-less?

Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.

egotesticaless by wordwizzard November 21, 2010

Egotesticle 

The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.

John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls

Egotesticle by casey99 January 23, 2007

Eytel 

a man that is born in the trenches of Europe, raised in zone 6 and likes to make people laugh and feel comfortable despite his depression. although he is slightly unattractive, he can make up by showing you the way of the based god.

kim: girl idk how i feel about eytel, i mean i kinda like him but damn he ain't

Eytel by Baggy teeth September 1, 2020

egotestical 

1. Characteristic of an individual who is a self-absorbed nutsack.

"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."

egotestical by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008