"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."
by heatshedfogphase April 25, 2008
by BJ Mchugh August 10, 2008
by auntiec December 29, 2015
Somebody of the male gender who is proud of, enjoys talking about or displaying, and is generally egotistical about their testicles.
Gabby: " What's up with that guy? He's always talking about his frickin BALL-SAC.......whats his deal?"
Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert
Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert
by Carlye Samatas February 02, 2010
by Galadriel1010 April 17, 2009
When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.
George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls
by Foxygrandpa420 January 26, 2011
(Egotistical) ( douchebag) A guy with balls the size of his ego- who thinks he has an unfair advantage and is a cut above everyone else
Always find egotestical guys like that in the locker room who think they are God’s gift to women
He couldn’t stop bragging about his nut sack . He’s so egotestical!
He couldn’t stop bragging about his nut sack . He’s so egotestical!
by Muby April 30, 2019