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A displayed picture of an msn user, often to show how great and buff they are. Often used by superficial and insecure boys and girls who believe that they are impressing fellow users with their sheer beauty, often mistaken. Common features of the egopics are:
1.These self taken photos tend to be quite blurred as the photographer forgets that they have left the flash on or are so insecure (maybe spastics) that their hands shake drastically with excitement and therefore are of very bad quality.
2.This leads the egopictor to use photoshop or because their skills at everything are simply so bad they will ask a friend to do so, masking their concealing and spots.
3.In fact they are so vain these pics often are taken from "angles" once again concealing acne or pimples or rashes by showing their "best side".
"That egopic of yours is so lame"

"lol you look like a twat in that egopic"

"Nice egopic (note: sarcasm)"

(not actual quotes)
egopic by Kensan July 4, 2006
Words you can keep
An image of a person or part of a person (picture) with a name (ego) written on the skin, or a sheet of paper (or some other variable).
Hey, will you take an egopic for me?
Check this egopic she gave me.
Nice egopic there.
egopic by RMcD March 12, 2011
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A displayed picture of an msn user, often to show how great and buff they are. Often used by superficial and insecure boys and girls who believe that they are impressing fellow users with their sheer beauty, often mistaken. Common features of the egopics are:
1.These self taken photos tend to be quite blurred as the photographer forgets that they have left the flash on or are so insecure (maybe spastics) that their hands shake drastically with excitement and therefore are of very bad quality.
2.This leads the egopictor to use photoshop or because their skills at everything are simply so bad they will ask a friend to do so, masking their concealing and spots.
3.In fact they are so vain these pics often are taken from "angles" once again concealing acne or pimples or rashes by showing their "best side".
"That egopic of yours is so lame"

"lol you look like a twat in that egopic"

"Nice egopic (note: sarcasm)"

(not actual quotes)
egopic by Kensan July 4, 2006

egoxicated 

A portmaneau of ego and intoxicated.

Someone who has become drunk off of their ego and starts to believe they are better than others because of it.
"Having all that male attention has really made her egoxicated."

"He's so egoxicated just because he's loaded."
egoxicated by Dan Rotten June 17, 2008
Justification of the self; vindication of the self's goodness in view of the existence of evil.
Against the backdrop of nihilism, I propose an egodicy.
egodicy by The Autarkist November 29, 2017
When a mind is snatch by a demon and the person can’t get back
Why you trying to body me while I’m walking your egonic

egodictical 

When a man is super egotistical about his dick size
Oh man my dick is so big
“He’s so egodictical”
egodictical by Trumpetbitch December 19, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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