egobetical
The order in which a list of names are displayed based solely on who considers themselves the most “important” in a company.
egobetical by DAB-Texas May 22, 2010
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Egotestical
Somebody of the male gender who is proud of, enjoys talking about or displaying, and is generally egotistical about their testicles.
Gabby: " What's up with that guy? He's always talking about his frickin BALL-SAC.......whats his deal?"
Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert
Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert
Egotestical by Carlye Samatas February 2, 2010
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egotesticaless
personality trait defined by one's ego being so large it has consumed one's testicles.
This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.
See also: egopuss
This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.
See also: egopuss
David: That guy is such a egotistical pussy, what's his deal?
Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.
David: testicle-less?
Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.
Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.
David: testicle-less?
Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.
egotesticaless by wordwizzard November 21, 2010
egotestical
"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."
egotestical by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008
egoistical
egoistical
1. Caring about oneself rather than others.
2. Tending to talk excessively about oneself.
3. Believing oneself to be better and more important than others.
4. Egotistical
1. Caring about oneself rather than others.
2. Tending to talk excessively about oneself.
3. Believing oneself to be better and more important than others.
4. Egotistical
egoistical by KrikenKing March 11, 2010
Egotestical
Egotestical by Galadriel1010 April 17, 2009
Egotestical
When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.
George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls
Egotestical by Foxygrandpa420 January 26, 2011
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