eggtart

an egg tart but one word.

i love eating eggtarts

eggtart by definitely_real_words August 20, 2022

eggtarded

when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches

Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro

eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020

Eggfart 

A fart that's combined with the scent of a rotting egg and shit.

Whoa Hugo, you've been laying some serious eggfarts in my room.

Eggfart by rostakush420 September 16, 2013

eggtard 

a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg

yo stop touching my girl you eggtard

eggtard by Shan B January 19, 2017

egg tart 

When you're eating ass, and the person farts in your mouth.

I was giving Sarah a nice rim job, I didn't expect to get an egg tart.

egg tart by fartsmart September 10, 2018

Eggtard 

When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy

Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.

Eggtard by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022

Portuguese Egg Tart 

The act of using a Dyson vacuum to suck the creampie out of a recently insemenated woman. Then reversing the suction of the vacuum directly into said insemenated woman's face. Covering the woman with creampie thus making a runny Portuguese Egg Tart.

Finally got the chance to hook up with my foreign lady Rhubarb and give her a Portuguese Egg Tart. She'll be talking about that for days.

Portuguese Egg Tart by 2ropes1neck March 25, 2019