eggs in a basket

slang for two testicles in the vagina and the penis in the anus simultaneously.

Jerry worked for years before he was able to achieve eggs in a basket with Laura. It was the crowning achievement of his life.

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

Eggs in the basket

When a guy puts his testicles in a girl's vagina.

Will talked Molly into doing eggs in the basket

by Dougie1156 August 27, 2016

Eggs in the basket

When you stick both your testicles in a woman's vagina.

"Last night when I was with that girl, I put my eggs in the basket."

by Square Brain Cunt April 27, 2020

reverse eggs in a basket

a painful sex move involving 2 testicles in the anus, and the penis in the vagina simultaneously.

Reverse Eggs in a Basket is the most painful and difficult sex move known to man. Only Evel Knievel and Chick Norris have successfully performed this move

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

eggs in my basket

A person who has feeling for someone and doesn’t know how to express their feelings.

1 egg: cute, but only a friend
2 eggs: hot, could see myself dating you

3 eggs: catching feels
4 eggs: i like you

5 eggs: dating

6 eggs: falling in love

7 eggs: in love

8 eggs: could see myself spending my life with you

9 eggs: getting married

10 eggs: having kids

Maddy: how may eggs are in your basket?
Holly: I have a few eggs in my basket for Sam.
Georgie: nicee!

by hollymaddygeorgie April 7, 2019

eggs are in the basket

Fertile Ovaries

The Eggs are in the basket. Ready? Open up!

by The Farmer's daughter May 19, 2014