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Egglaying Rubber Chicken
a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk
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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome
Egglaying Rubber Chicken by JackHornThorpe May 1, 2008
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Egg-maxing
Egg-maxing by milkypai July 2, 2024
Eggmaxxing
Eggmaxxing: Putting two Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies in my mouth at once, separating them to separate sides of my mouth so that I can hold them in my cheeks. Slowly melting the chocolatey product and producing a high level of dopamine unfathomable to the average league of legends player. Doing this gives me an edge above the competition, making my reaction times quicker, my thought process smoother, and my mood perfectly balanced so I may dominate the enemy botlane.
To expand on this idea from last time I brought it up, Eggmaxxing is a sensory thing that allows me to enjoy the taste of the chocolate eggies, without the hard crunch. It softens up the shells after a few minutes allowing a seamless transition into chewing and therefore swallowing the chocolatey treat known as Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies
Eggmaxxing by Zandzz April 20, 2025
Eggmaxxing
Putting two Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies in my mouth at once, separating them to separate sides of my mouth so that I can hold them in my cheeks. Slowly melting the chocolatey product and producing a high level of dopamine unfathomable to the average league of legends player. Doing this gives me an edge above the competition, making my reaction times quicker, my thought process smoother, and my mood perfectly balanced so I may dominate the enemy botlane.
To expand on this idea from last time I brought it up, Eggmaxxing is a sensory thing that allows me to enjoy the taste of the chocolate eggies, without the hard crunch. It softens up the shells after a few minutes allowing a seamless transition into chewing and therefore swallowing the chocolatey treat known as Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies
Eggmaxxing by Zandzz April 22, 2025
egmazing
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.