eggmaxing

The act putting a egg in the rim of your ass and holding it there without it falling out or cracking

Joe, are you eggmaxing again?

Yeah, I'm going for a hour this time.

by Thyluner February 20, 2024

Egglaying Rubber Chicken

a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk

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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light

dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome

by JackHornThorpe May 1, 2008

Egg-maxing

It's when you shave your head and it's rotund.

man 1: did you see, Jace's new hair-do? He's straight Egg-maxing.
man 2: yeah, that shit is rotund.

by milkypai July 2, 2024

Eggmaxxing

Eggmaxxing: Putting two Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies in my mouth at once, separating them to separate sides of my mouth so that I can hold them in my cheeks. Slowly melting the chocolatey product and producing a high level of dopamine unfathomable to the average league of legends player. Doing this gives me an edge above the competition, making my reaction times quicker, my thought process smoother, and my mood perfectly balanced so I may dominate the enemy botlane.

To expand on this idea from last time I brought it up, Eggmaxxing is a sensory thing that allows me to enjoy the taste of the chocolate eggies, without the hard crunch. It softens up the shells after a few minutes allowing a seamless transition into chewing and therefore swallowing the chocolatey treat known as Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies

by Zandzz April 20, 2025

Eggmaxxing

Putting two Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies in my mouth at once, separating them to separate sides of my mouth so that I can hold them in my cheeks. Slowly melting the chocolatey product and producing a high level of dopamine unfathomable to the average league of legends player. Doing this gives me an edge above the competition, making my reaction times quicker, my thought process smoother, and my mood perfectly balanced so I may dominate the enemy botlane.

To expand on this idea from last time I brought it up, Eggmaxxing is a sensory thing that allows me to enjoy the taste of the chocolate eggies, without the hard crunch. It softens up the shells after a few minutes allowing a seamless transition into chewing and therefore swallowing the chocolatey treat known as Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies

by Zandzz April 22, 2025

egmazing

Synynom to amazing but just with a eg teisf

Yo bro how you doing? I’m doing egmazing

by anonymous March 13, 2024