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Egglaying Rubber Chicken 

a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk

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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome

Egg-maxing 

It's when you shave your head and it's rotund.
man 1: did you see, Jace's new hair-do? He's straight Egg-maxing.
man 2: yeah, that shit is rotund.
Egg-maxing by milkypai July 2, 2024

Eggmaxxing 

Eggmaxxing: Putting two Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies in my mouth at once, separating them to separate sides of my mouth so that I can hold them in my cheeks. Slowly melting the chocolatey product and producing a high level of dopamine unfathomable to the average league of legends player. Doing this gives me an edge above the competition, making my reaction times quicker, my thought process smoother, and my mood perfectly balanced so I may dominate the enemy botlane.
To expand on this idea from last time I brought it up, Eggmaxxing is a sensory thing that allows me to enjoy the taste of the chocolate eggies, without the hard crunch. It softens up the shells after a few minutes allowing a seamless transition into chewing and therefore swallowing the chocolatey treat known as Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies
Eggmaxxing by Zandzz April 20, 2025

Eggmaxxing 

Putting two Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies in my mouth at once, separating them to separate sides of my mouth so that I can hold them in my cheeks. Slowly melting the chocolatey product and producing a high level of dopamine unfathomable to the average league of legends player. Doing this gives me an edge above the competition, making my reaction times quicker, my thought process smoother, and my mood perfectly balanced so I may dominate the enemy botlane.
To expand on this idea from last time I brought it up, Eggmaxxing is a sensory thing that allows me to enjoy the taste of the chocolate eggies, without the hard crunch. It softens up the shells after a few minutes allowing a seamless transition into chewing and therefore swallowing the chocolatey treat known as Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies
Eggmaxxing by Zandzz April 22, 2025

egmazing 

Synynom to amazing but just with a eg teisf
Yo bro how you doing? I’m doing egmazing
egmazing by anonymous March 13, 2024