Egg-maxing

It's when you shave your head and it's rotund.

man 1: did you see, Jace's new hair-do? He's straight Egg-maxing.
man 2: yeah, that shit is rotund.

by milkypai July 2, 2024

'making egg soup'

To Ejaculate into your own bath water (males only)

A man who is in the bath for more than 15 minutes is definetly 'making egg soup', FACT.

John - "where you going pete?",
Pete - "i'm off upstairs to make egg soup, be down in half hour"

egg soup is a fovourite dish in the Austrian Alps

by skillz-t June 15, 2008

making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

eggmaxing

The act putting a egg in the rim of your ass and holding it there without it falling out or cracking

Joe, are you eggmaxing again?

Yeah, I'm going for a hour this time.

by Thyluner February 20, 2024

Eggmaxxing

Eggmaxxing: Putting two Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies in my mouth at once, separating them to separate sides of my mouth so that I can hold them in my cheeks. Slowly melting the chocolatey product and producing a high level of dopamine unfathomable to the average league of legends player. Doing this gives me an edge above the competition, making my reaction times quicker, my thought process smoother, and my mood perfectly balanced so I may dominate the enemy botlane.

To expand on this idea from last time I brought it up, Eggmaxxing is a sensory thing that allows me to enjoy the taste of the chocolate eggies, without the hard crunch. It softens up the shells after a few minutes allowing a seamless transition into chewing and therefore swallowing the chocolatey treat known as Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies

by Zandzz April 20, 2025

Eggmaxxing

Putting two Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies in my mouth at once, separating them to separate sides of my mouth so that I can hold them in my cheeks. Slowly melting the chocolatey product and producing a high level of dopamine unfathomable to the average league of legends player. Doing this gives me an edge above the competition, making my reaction times quicker, my thought process smoother, and my mood perfectly balanced so I may dominate the enemy botlane.

To expand on this idea from last time I brought it up, Eggmaxxing is a sensory thing that allows me to enjoy the taste of the chocolate eggies, without the hard crunch. It softens up the shells after a few minutes allowing a seamless transition into chewing and therefore swallowing the chocolatey treat known as Hershey's ™️ Mini Eggies

by Zandzz April 22, 2025