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1) An antagonist. One whom often steals golf carts, golf clubs, and random cans of soda.

2) A member of the suck-pod POD-6.

3) A firm beliver that there is no pro-shop in Sealab. Even though there is a shop named "Tee-lab" which has recently moved locations to POD-6.

4) A man named Evans, who is curently on report.

5) A scapegoat.
1) Damn you Eggers!

2) POD-6 is one big party eh? What's your name...

3) Ha! No pro-shop eh! Who knew EGGERS... Murphy knew! HA! POD-6. Total suck POD

4) ..."Evans sir."
"EGGERS! Do you wana be on report. Cause I swear i'll put you on report. Just say another word. Do you wana be on report!?"
"No sir"
"THAT'S IT YOUR ON REPORT! Now what's you name again!?"
"Uhhhhhh Eggers."

5) "Sir I'm going to report you to the telephone comisinor what's your name?"
"Uhhhh... EGGERS!" (Slams phone) "How do you like dem apples ho-bag! And how do you like dem very same apples EGGERS!"
Eggers by Psycho May 13, 2005
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A mix of "poggers" and "egg" because you were high and really liked eggs so decided to combine your favourite word and favourite food, making "Eggers"
Person 1: Dang bro that was pretty eggers
Person 2: What did you just say?
Person 1: Eggers, whats up with it?
Person 2: Are you high again?

Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger

A special burger served with fried egg and cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"

Reece Eggers 

One of da realest mfers out there. Owner of 20 lovely Instagram pages, some being @nbaplayergrader, @thedailyintellect, @bottom.ball.coverage, and more. He is also the creator of characters such as "Eugene Collinsworth, Craig Rooter, and upon many others.
My n***a Reece Eggers just hit me up with one of those "You up?" texts.
Reece Eggers by Jorge Kittle March 29, 2020

Jax Dahlia Eggers 

A weird creature who will simp over you and love you too the end, but also flirt with everyone around them.
Rosa hates Jax Dahlia Eggers so much
Jax Dahlia Eggers by Jaxass December 27, 2020

ham-and-eggers 

People who always always want more than their entitled to. (The ham AND the eggs).
Man these, ham-and-eggers just won't realise they're not on the list and they're not getting into this party.
ham-and-eggers by cityclass June 11, 2006

Robert Eggers 

The director that made the A24 classics The VVitch and The Lighthouse. He has a few films in production, such as The Northman, which stars Bjork.
Robert Eggers has had a great streak and I hope it continues with The Northman.
Robert Eggers by Dominicmgm July 30, 2021