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ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.
Some ham and egger came into my work today.
ham and egger by Max December 26, 2003

ham and egger

A prize fighter whose modest skills won't let him/her win large purses. So, their manager (who gets a percentage of purses won) will never be able to afford to eat better than ham & eggs. (No steaks!)
That ham and egger! He got KO'd in the second by some stumblebum.
ham and egger by outawork November 7, 2003

ham and egger

your average joe schmoe, 9 to 5, daily grind nobody. a sucker. someone without any side hustles.
look at that suit and tie wearing ham and egger.
ham and egger by doctor deez June 14, 2010

nine to five ham and egger 

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.
Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?

ham and egger

An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.
1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."
ham and egger by Kent james March 2, 2010

ham and eggered

To be completely intoxicated beyond comprehension.
Wow, did you see Des las night? He was completely ham and eggered.
ham and eggered by Desmond Brown October 18, 2008
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