egg off
egg off by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014
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Get your egg off
To ejaculate
"When I go to the shopping centre, I'm going to get my egg off in the Target changerooms!"
"Hey Burza, gonna get your egg off on Saturday night?"
"Hey Burza, gonna get your egg off on Saturday night?"
Get your egg off by Max Sollmer December 13, 2012
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Rack off an egg
To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.
1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!
2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!
2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!
Rack off an egg by FritzOskeniA September 8, 2010
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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