An asshole that has been repeatedly used for ass egg (a plastic or metal egg shaped sex toy) insertion.
by salmon ladder June 06, 2013
A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.
Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."
Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"
Second definition:
Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."
Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"
Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."
Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"
Second definition:
Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."
Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"
Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."
by toomanyumbrellas November 23, 2009
The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.
by jpg3 September 15, 2010
by Kappa 3 2 1 August 22, 2015
When you shove an egg in your ass to cook over easy style and the squeeze it so that it drips out fully cook and ready for consumption
by Put you egg in my ass December 12, 2018
An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.
Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.
Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.
Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.
by Madkso June 23, 2018