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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
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Fashionable; dressed in an aesthetically pleasing way. Originated from 4chan, as a phonetic pronunciation of the name of the website's Fashion section, /fa/.
Wew lad, you're looking effay today.

Where'd you get that effay scarf?
effay by benis tbh fam April 4, 2016
A more publicly usable alternative for the word Fucking.

Generally used as an Adjective, like to emphasize something.

The word Fuck is refferred to as the F-Word generally,
so "Fucking" would be F-Word with an "ing",

so that would be F-ing, and this is pronounced as "Ef-ing" and this evolved into "Effing" or "Efing" being an alternative for Fucking.

The "g" in "Effing" isn't required to get the desired pronounciation, so it is omitted, giving our result of "Effin" or "F-in"
Emphasised and publicly acceptable:
"That's very amazing !!"

More Emphasised but not publicly acceptable:
"That's fucking amazing !!"

More Emphasised AND publicly acceptable:
"That's effin amazing !!"
effin by pashaahsj December 27, 2009

Paris Effing 

The hottest and coolest girl boss to ever exist !!
Person 1: omg look that’s Paris Effing!

Person 2: omg she’s so hot !
Paris Effing by ParisEffing July 13, 2021
A female name means :The kindest girl you've ever seen .. Actually they're pretty and hot too :)
I love Erfaneh !!
erfaneh by kingXSA May 17, 2016

Effing and Blinding 

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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