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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
Related Words
Fashionable; dressed in an aesthetically pleasing way. Originated from 4chan, as a phonetic pronunciation of the name of the website's Fashion section, /fa/.
Wew lad, you're looking effay today.

Where'd you get that effay scarf?
effay by benis tbh fam April 4, 2016
A more publicly usable alternative for the word Fucking.

Generally used as an Adjective, like to emphasize something.

The word Fuck is refferred to as the F-Word generally,
so "Fucking" would be F-Word with an "ing",

so that would be F-ing, and this is pronounced as "Ef-ing" and this evolved into "Effing" or "Efing" being an alternative for Fucking.

The "g" in "Effing" isn't required to get the desired pronounciation, so it is omitted, giving our result of "Effin" or "F-in"
Emphasised and publicly acceptable:
"That's very amazing !!"

More Emphasised but not publicly acceptable:
"That's fucking amazing !!"

More Emphasised AND publicly acceptable:
"That's effin amazing !!"
effin by pashaahsj December 27, 2009

Paris Effing 

The hottest and coolest girl boss to ever exist !!
Person 1: omg look that’s Paris Effing!

Person 2: omg she’s so hot !
Paris Effing by ParisEffing July 13, 2021
A female name means :The kindest girl you've ever seen .. Actually they're pretty and hot too :)
I love Erfaneh !!
erfaneh by kingXSA May 17, 2016

Effing and Blinding 

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.