edium 

edium, Elbow Deep In Your Mom

very swag name if i do say so myself

anyone: hey what does edium mean?
edium: edium means that you ur the hottest and gayest person in the world

edium by edium October 8, 2021

edium 

elbow deep in ur mom

jake: dude i was edium last night!
paul: WHAT THE FUCK

edium by ediumm July 2, 2024

edumacation 

Used to refer to an education that someone received at a crappy school, or a lack of education all together.

I received my edumacation at Willits High School.

edumacation by zanny May 26, 2004

Edism 

A word or phrase or thought that only Ed understands.

The word or phrase or thought may have been common in the early 19th century, but is used today by ED!

Ed: "I know exactly what's going on here. I was trying not to tip my hand. Just know that I know."

Other person: What the hell was that? An Edism?

Ed: "...IT'S NOT AN EDISM. IT'S AN OLD TIME POKER TERM. THAT I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW AND UNDERSTOOD."

Other person: Exactly

Edism by Superjfly December 9, 2008

edumucate 

give an edumucation to

My teacher said he'll edumucate me on how to use a computer.

Let's get a good edumucation.

I've been edumucated quite well.

edumucate by deepspace10 January 16, 2011

edjumacation 

Education within the hegemonic paradigm, but in the context of an appropriately limited valuation thereof.

I'm off to Brown to gets my edjumacation, and when I come back, I'll be the smartest asshole at Burger King.

edjumacation by professor longhair April 5, 2005

edumacate

The Homerized version of educate. Other examples include Gradumacation, Saxamophone, Trampampoline and Translamacation

"Can you edumacate me in the ways of the saxamophone?"
"Let me translamacate it for you while we play on the trampampoline"

edumacate by Stitch Groover June 26, 2005