edgephobia 

The fear of not edging nearly as long as you could’ve, meaning when you bust it won’t be nearly as powerful or potent.

Yea man, I heard Josh has EDGEPHOBIA

edgephobia by BloodhoundGangBalls August 30, 2023

Edgeophobia 

The irrational fear that The Edge from U2 is out to kill or "get" you. Many Irish are afflicted with Edgeophobia, however, the global spread of this irrational fear goes beyond any one nation. Rates of Edgeophobia in the US are approaching those of acrophobia, or, "fear of heights."

John: We can't go to the concert tonight.
Bill: Why not?
John: Broseph's got Edgeophobia.

Edgeophobia by Jesuit Willice April 28, 2006

Ergophobia 

It's the fear of work or the workplace.

James: Why did you stop going to work?
Bob: I can't do it anymore. I have ergophobia.
James: Ergo-what?
Bob: Ergophobia. It's the fear of work or the workplace.

Ergophobia by Synurex March 22, 2021

exephobia 

People that are afraid of ".exe" files. They think their computer will explode and because they think its dangerous.

Dude 1: Hey download this
Dude 2: Hell Nah that's an exe file
Dude 1: You have exephobia!

exephobia by Lolman69420funny July 1, 2020

Essephobia 

Essephobia is the fear of life or living.

"Man with how glum and depressed Phillip is, you would think he has essephobia."

Essephobia by Phobia-Chan May 15, 2021

ergophobia 

Clothing company based in Point Pleasant, New Jersey.

"ergophobia" erg•o•pho•bi•a (hm-fb-)noun. An intense and persistant fear of work. Fear of rapid change, fear of misinformation, of being passed over in promotional hierarchies, of backstabbing, of being fired, of interpersonal conflict, of sexual harassment, of failing in one's own or other's expectations, and in general, all the performance anxieties that go along with a job.

Ergophobia is amazing!

ergophobia by AndrewNJ May 30, 2007

ergophobia 

The phobia of the torture device that is used in training for the sport of "rowing" called the ergometer. In reality, ergometers are used to kill off the weak by genocide war lords.

Coach: Everybody set up your ergs for a 2k.
Rower: Sorry coach, I have a horrible case of ergophobia.

ergophobia by bigbootyblackgirl May 31, 2010