Edgeophobia 

The irrational fear that The Edge from U2 is out to kill or "get" you. Many Irish are afflicted with Edgeophobia, however, the global spread of this irrational fear goes beyond any one nation. Rates of Edgeophobia in the US are approaching those of acrophobia, or, "fear of heights."

John: We can't go to the concert tonight.
Bill: Why not?
John: Broseph's got Edgeophobia.

Edgeophobia by Jesuit Willice April 28, 2006

edenophobia 

The (some would say unreasonable) Fear of singer/songwriter Ed Sheeran.

Person 1: “do you like Ed Sheeran?”
Person 2: “no I have edenophobia”

edenophobia by Misha collins left tonsil November 3, 2021

edenophobia 

The phobia of Ed Sheeran.
Meaning to be absolutely terrified of the singer/song writer to the point of nightmares and possibly it affecting your day-to-fat life

I have edenophobia.
Is that Ed sheeran?! AHHHHHHHHHHH

edenophobia by Misha collins left tonsil October 27, 2021

edenophobia 

The sometimes unrealistic fear of singer/songwriter Ed Sheeran. Symptoms range from:
A cold sweat and fast heartbeat.
A feeling of terror when looking at Ed.
Nightmares and/or night terrors.
Some symptoms may affect your day-to-day life. There is no treatment.

Person 1: “do you like Ed Sheeran?”
Person 2: “I have edenophobia”

“Is that Ed Sheeran?! AHHHHHHHH!”

edenophobia by Misha collins left tonsil October 28, 2021

Ergophobia 

It's the fear of work or the workplace.

James: Why did you stop going to work?
Bob: I can't do it anymore. I have ergophobia.
James: Ergo-what?
Bob: Ergophobia. It's the fear of work or the workplace.

Ergophobia by Synurex March 22, 2021

ergophobia 

Clothing company based in Point Pleasant, New Jersey.

"ergophobia" erg•o•pho•bi•a (hm-fb-)noun. An intense and persistant fear of work. Fear of rapid change, fear of misinformation, of being passed over in promotional hierarchies, of backstabbing, of being fired, of interpersonal conflict, of sexual harassment, of failing in one's own or other's expectations, and in general, all the performance anxieties that go along with a job.

Ergophobia is amazing!

ergophobia by AndrewNJ May 30, 2007

ergophobia 

The phobia of the torture device that is used in training for the sport of "rowing" called the ergometer. In reality, ergometers are used to kill off the weak by genocide war lords.

Coach: Everybody set up your ergs for a 2k.
Rower: Sorry coach, I have a horrible case of ergophobia.

ergophobia by bigbootyblackgirl May 31, 2010