eclector

a voter likely to chose on the basis of whim or caprice

The eclector vote dominated the polls, resulting in wins for game show winners, television actors, comedians, and incumbents.

by Adumbrator December 31, 2008

Polling the electorate

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.

That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

by AnotherDumbUsername May 21, 2018

shock and awe electoral bombing

A slickly composed mass mailing method used in state and local elections assailing a grassroots candidate with hyperbolic lies funded by corporate “dark money.”

I can’t wait for the shock and awe electoral bombing to begin right before the next election!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 24, 2019

eclectric

Different word for cringe

"Man, that dude is so eclectric I just cannot listen to him!"

by aadamaaria June 10, 2021

electoral college

An idea put in place to prevent one city, region, or demography from deciding who the next president is. The main goal is to force a presidential candidate to have to win over voters all across the country. Although it doesnt always work, it often times prevents what happens in New York state, from happening on a larger scale. Even though New York state is relatively half and half on the political spectrum, every election New York state ends up being won for the democrats because New York City is about 70% liberal and contains about half of the state's population.

Without the Electoral college, what happens almost every election in New York state could happen to the whole country, where the interests of one region determine the effects on the whole country

by Sensfan19_15 March 8, 2008

electoral college

The system of voting the got George W. Bush into the White House in 2000.

Bush didn't win the popular vote, but hey!

by Chris K. November 3, 2004

electoral college

1: A system designed to give people living under rocks in Wyoming an inordinate amount of control over the government of the most powerful country in history. See also senate.

2: When somebody in Wyoming fucks up the rest of your life and then has the fucking gall to act smug about it.

After that little bitch electoral colleged me, I cut off his voting rights and made him eat them.

by Chazschwab September 7, 2004