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Easton area middle school

Easton area middle school is a sexists,lowkey rasist, annoying ass school with fake people left and right, creepy teachers (me.bernside),and bitch ass principles. You’ll often feel the need to jump outta windows,and throw yourself in front of moving vehicles after attending Easton. People will often compare it to hell
Person one: I go to hell
Person two:Easton area middle school?
Person one:yea
Person two:yeah me to
Person one: let’s kill ourself

Person two:yeahh!!!

Tobias Eaton 

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless
"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"
Tobias Eaton by ~:^) December 23, 2013

Dirty Easton 

When a man has sex in his backyard while chugging two coronas with your ass and screaming the n-word
“Why does your lawn look like that”. Oh, i was practicing the dirty easton
Dirty Easton by Blackcockhomie April 17, 2020

Easton area middle school

It’s like if You dies and went to hell you would peffer hell over going to eams. The food is like they went dumpster diving and fed us the trash. No one cares about you unless you a football player or a cheer leader. If I had to choose hell or eams I would definitely choose hell
Kid 1 : I’m going to kys
Kid 2 : omg why
Kid 1 : I go to easton area middle school

Kid 2 : got a extra nuse

Mr. Eaton 

Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.
Did you see Mr. Eaton last night
Mr. Eaton by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015

Easton Corbin 

Relatively new country music singer who sounds like the second coming of George Strait (one of the most famous and successful country musicians ever).
Guy #1: Hey, this is that new George Strait song, "Roll With It."

Guy #2: That's Easton Corbin, not George Strait, you doofus.