eatin shit 

When you're being clumsy or just fall down multiple times.

*rollerskating*
Girl: hey I got the hang of this

Boy: haha same here! * falls down*
Girl: haha you fell!
Boy: so what * falls down again* UGH! Stupid skates suck!
Girl: nah fam you just love eatin shit! Haha
Boy: haha sooo funny * falls again*
Girl: haha dumbass
Boy: stfu

eatin shit by dem homie's December 16, 2015

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker 

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.

Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004

Eating Shit

Wiping out hardcore in a public place with no hope of a graceful recovery.

Man, did you see Kayla eating shit last night at the club. Her face was all fucked up this morning.

Eating Shit by Rastaman 2 September 13, 2009

Eating Shit

A term popularly used in Miami that means not doing anything.

Person A- "what are you doing?"
Person B- "Nothing just here eating shit."

Eating Shit by Berlice March 30, 2008

Eating Shit

Like getting fucked over when you crash and it is very paintful

Example 1

Brenda-How did your skate boarding go?

Jim-Oh it was bad i ate shit

Example 2

Brenda-Jim looks like he's hurt

James-He's eating shit

Eating Shit by Alex Choni September 26, 2008

eating shit

To basically sit around doing nothing of any productive value. Or another person or group of people participating in an activity that to you is a waste of time and is of no interest.

What did you do last night?
Not much, sat around at home eating shit.

Was the club poppin' last night?
Yeah, mad heads were up in the joint, but everyone was jus' standin' around eating shit.

eating shit by Paul Alexander January 29, 2008

Eating Shit

Having a really bad day.

John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.

Eating Shit by mrshiteater April 5, 2010