On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop.
Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or
whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious
poopy meals!
Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of
black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is
yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!