Earthycan 

Mankind's true nationality
(Biblically) - mankind was formed from the Earth

Genesis 2 verse 7 says "...God formed man out of dust from the ground...", therefore we are all Earthycans.

No matter what our nationality is, we are all formed from the ground, thus we are Earthycans!

Earthycan by ACHAM September 17, 2011

Earthling Ed

When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.

While it may not seem it, he was Earthling Eding inside.

Earthling Ed by The Macaw May 19, 2020

earthy-crunchy

An adjective describing persons or things relating to any or all of the following: vegetarianism; herbs; all-natural and organic products (such as food, skin and hair care products, etc.); recycling; protecting and preserving the environment; natural medicine; etc. People that are earthy-crunchy are sometimes called tree-huggers or hippies.

She loves to go to the health food store, where she buys all that earthy-crunchy stuff.

With that jewelry made of hemp and beads, I bet she's earthy-crunchy.

earthy-crunchy by Emmarini April 17, 2004

Earthlink 

The WORST ISP there is on the planet, hands down. Should be out of business. Example below will give you an idea as to what kind of morons run the show there.

Me: "Hi, I'm having problems with my connection"
Earthlink Tech man: "I'm very sorry ma'am"
Me: "????"
Earthlink Tech man: "Calling for tech support? You'd have better luck bleeding a stone."
Me: "I've fixed it myself"

On a more positive note..because of their uselessness I've taught myself much.

Earthlink, like HELLO?? McFly wake up.

Earthlink by Mikeala January 8, 2006

earthy-crunchy

GRANOLA

You are so earthy-crunchy, you make cliff bars look like a slim jim.

earthy-crunchy by nudist101 October 17, 2009

earthling

A creature bound to the earth who realizes earth will always be home although its forced to live with religeons, politicians and overall clueless people to the final objective of the life force making it almost impossible to breathe. Cant we all just behave? I mean come on.......

earthling by zafod beeblebrox May 15, 2003

earthy-crunchy

Another term for a hippie.

"she's such a hippie" "Yeah, I guess she's kinda earthy-crunchy"

earthy-crunchy by givingbackpeace April 22, 2009