earpods

Knock off airports people choose to buy because they can't afford the real deal and still want to be trendy and relevant
did you see Ethan with those earphones? yeah, he must really think he's cool with those look-alikes trying to chase a trend.
Knock off airpods are earpods
by deltahawk24 February 10, 2019
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EarPods

The fucking wired older cousin of the AirPods, it fucking ruined my life back in those days. I'm so glad we have AirPods now! Still, sadly EarPods exist. I pick the AirPods, not that fucking piece of shit.
by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 30, 2021
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Earpod Person

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.
Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.
by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020
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