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earl wolff

n. url-woolf

pseudonym for the penis of former pornographic actor Chip Kelly during his failed career in the 1970s era Golden Age of Porn
Chip Kelly: Hey there Ashley Fox! Have you met Earl?

Ashley Fox: Earl who?

Chip Kelly: Earl Wolff! *disrobes pants*

Ashley Fox: OMG that thing is hairy and hideous... but at least it looks like it can run a 4.4 40yard dash.
earl wolff by penguin farmer July 18, 2013
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HELLO
My name is:
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Oh shit, lets go to the earlwolf concert!
earlwolf by cheerybumb May 8, 2018