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ear infucktion 

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf
Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
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Ear Infucktion 

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.
Ear Infucktion by Otsego69 August 19, 2016

Ear Infucktion 

When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.
"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"
Ear Infucktion by Edward Francis November 2, 2007

EAR INFUCKTION 

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.
Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.
EAR INFUCKTION by Yasirt December 21, 2007

California Ear Infection 

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.
That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.

Alabama ear infection 

the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection
" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"

Danish Ear Infection 

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
Danish Ear Infection by Vice420 August 20, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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