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the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection
" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"
by Oliver clothsoff May 28, 2009
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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