Emag 

The inability to attract women. Reverse game.

Dude, I have emag. Girls see me, and they love me. Then they talk to me, and they HATE me.

Emag by K-Dogg, biatch. January 16, 2006

eMAG 

oh well...you've searched for the best Marketplace in Europe...soon in the world .. what can I say? It's impresive...all the things you ever wanted...are on your little finger...click click and order is delivered!!

eMAG it's like Everest, for the rest of the mountains

eMAG by LP2019 November 23, 2021

emag eht 

emag eht tsol tusj uoy

emag eht tsol tusj uoy

read it backwards

emag eht by meeeforthee March 28, 2009

emag diuqs 

emag diuqs is squid game backwards. So if you wanna confuse someone, use this word.

Hey, Stephanie! Wanna watch emag diuqs?

emag diuqs by thatonepansexualgamer July 5, 2022

emag doog 

good game.

"gg" said the first scrub.
"gg" said the second scrub.
"emag doog" said the scrublord.
"What does that mean?" said the first scrub.
"good game" said the scrublord.
"emag doog" said the third scrub.

emag doog by GermanAstronaut May 15, 2016

Emagination 

Emagination (noun): 1)Possessed by those constantly wired on the internets.

2) One whom is a consumer of one of the following websites: specifically but not limited to, facebook, twitter, myspace, meatspin, 4chan, will most likely have emagination. Active DC++ users definitely have an emagination.

Usage- one with emagination will often analyze the inherent worth of the internet.
I.e: The Internet. “Where the Men are Men. The Women are Men. And the children are talking to this guy ie:BigWilly.”
ex: “If you stumble upon either a cp blog, LOLcats, 4chan, a myspace whore, a facebook slut, ex-wowplayer, you may be witnessing progeny of an Emagination.”

Emagination(verb): 1) Manifesting meta-physical constructs occurring concurrent with prolonged computer use. Usually, they are in the form of quick statements, in which the writer believes him/herself to contain great wit; more often than not, the writer confuses wit with the rhetorical.
ex: “Boobz. Large bo0bsss are Large!” “Spy Cat sees you!”
“I was bored and horny one night, so I stayed up late emagining trollish statements to post about the chicks' tits.”

Emagination(adj): 1) statements written that are emaginative lack adverb usage, and will either force a verb to be a noun, or use two different conjugations to equivalent resolve.

ex: “This chick’s complexion reminds me of Kagome’s face when Inuyasha finally admitted he loved her for the 103,394,000th time, halfway during the 384,302,000th episide, from the 293,000th season. Zomg Dick is growing. Dick is grown.”

I lost my emagination. Now I am really a nobody.

Emagination by TheWayFarer July 17, 2009

Emagulate 

To ejactulate while eating apple jacks and massaging your testicles with orangutan's cheeks while twisting your nipples counter clockwise with piranhas latched on to your buttocks.

The dirty old man would emagulate himself roughly.

Emagulate by LongJohnnyRocket/SunnySparkle January 4, 2011