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Ezekiel 25:17 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
The single coolest line from Pulp Fiction
Ezekiel 25:17 by The Col. December 17, 2004

Ezekiel 25:17 

Some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before you pop a cap in someone's ass.
Samuel L. Jackson usually pops a cap in someone's ass after he recites passage Ezekiel 25:17
Ezekiel 25:17 by Alli Rose June 16, 2013
Smart, funny, attractive in a way. Never underestimate him. Wants attention all the time but deserves it. Christian. Is always full of surprises. Talented and will become a star one day. Will find his first and only love. Model material
Hey did u see what Ezekiel did the other day?

Yeah i cant believe he did that
Ezekiel by Andiiiiii July 19, 2018
The swaggiest dude with the coolest personality. His sense of humor is top tier and he could make anyone laugh. He’s sweet on the inside and out, has the best smile and the prettiest eyes, his laugh is the purest and most contagious ever and he is truly one of a kind and deserves the world. And he also has a dump truck the size of Australia!!
Person: Did you see Ezekiel today?

Person 2: Yeah dude I just wanna sniff him!!
Ezekiel by ichugketchupforfun July 12, 2021
A person who loves to talk and make friends. They are never afraid to stand out and they are super brave. They are also very funny!
Wow! Look at that cool kid ezekiel!
Ezekiel by hannah🤧🌶 December 4, 2017
Ezekiel. Someone who was raised to be a gentleman but never quite is one. He has so many talents but throws them away. If he tried he would be able to make something magnificent for everyone to hear or see. He’s an amazing friend who’ll make sure you okay before him. He’ll never hurtyoy so long as you respect him and his close friends.
Ezekiel is a genius.
Ezekiel by Ivies October 23, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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