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Error By Distance.

When a person looks hot when seen from a distance but is actually not when seen up close.
- From afar ..
Girl #1 : Hey check out that guy near the doors.
Girl #2 : Yeah he seems cute, why don't you talk to him ? I dare you. =P
Girl #1 : Sure .. I'll be back.

- Within one metre of guy ..
Girl #1 : ARGHHHHH !! `runs back to girl #2.
Girl #2 : Don't tell me, E.B.D ?!
Girl #1 : Hell yeah .. E.B.D to the max !!

* From personal experience.
e.b.d by d.martinie September 19, 2008
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i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

O.E.B.F.D. 

Overly Exaggerated Bodily Function Disorder. To purposely over exaggerate ones sneeze, cough, fart, orgasm, ect.
Sorry about that I have O.E.B.F.D.
O.E.B.F.D. by Jmcknight81 May 9, 2022
Greatest movie ever...

Recruited by the U.S. government for their unique ability to lie, cheat and fight, Amy, Max, Janet and Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world and keep their lipstick perfectly applied while doing so. Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission- to capture vexing vixen Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. When D.E.B.S. star player, Amy, falls for Lucy, chaos erupts and the D.E.B.S. loyalty is put to the test.
"Dude. What's your favorite movie?"
"Dude. D.E.B.S."
D.E.B.S by Shizuru September 1, 2006

Big Dick Effect [ B.D.E. ] 

When your big dick enters a woman ( or another man ) and it COMPLETELY puts them in a state of confusion such as : Love , Extreme Fondness , Buying things for them , Sneaking out the house in the middle of the night to go see them and other foolish things .... Just and ONLY because the guy hit the bottom of that pussy
Person 1 : Jennifer told me she loved me last night .

Person 2 : You think she really does ?

Person 1 : HELL NAH ... Its the Big Dick Effect B.D.E.

e-d-b-t-z 

Arabic for someone who has their own hand up their ass.

A very popular shirt aparantly...they do things differently over there.
"I like to e-d-b-t-z in my sleep."
e-d-b-t-z by Akmed Shoumorta August 13, 2007

Q.E.D.B. 

From the Latin "Quod Erat Demonstrandum" which translated to English means "Which was to be demonstrated" ergo "Case in point".

The "B" at the end stands for "Bitch!" which serves to ram home the point to the intended audience.
Wolfgang: "Sergio Leone was actually approached to direct The Godfather before Francis Ford Coppola but turned it down Q.E.D.B.".

Kelvin: "No shit hey?".
Q.E.D.B. by Celticdr October 27, 2011