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e-Christian

A self-professed Christian, or one who defends Christians or Christianity from criticism, whose Internet presence (as part of a discussion forum, website author, etc.) manifests in at least one (but usually more) of the following ways:

1)ignorance of fundamental scientific concepts
2)inability to form and/or comprehend logically valid arguments
3)inability to understand the importance of logically valid arguments in general
4)quoting the Bible for the purpose of proving something to an audience that clearly does not consider it authoritative
5)an unconquerable sense of Christian superiority
6)mindlessly parroting the worst and most widely used Christian apologists' arguments
7)inability or stubborn unwillingness to see things from the perspective of a non-Christian
"After arguing with all these e-Christians, I'm not surprised that people stereotype Christians as being stupid and uneducated."
e-Christian by Jo'Mamma May 3, 2008
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C&E Christian 

"Christians" who only celebrate Christmas and Easter.
1: Are you a Christian?
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.
C&E Christian by jesuit April 21, 2008
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C&E Christian 

A judgmental term used by elitist jerks.
1: Are you a Christian?
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.

2: Fuck you, you judgmental prick. Who are you to tell me how to practice my religion. Go slide down a lubed cock you fucking prick. Like I'm going to sit here a let my personal beliefs be questioned by some douche who doesn't even belief in God in the first place. Go screw yourself.
C&E Christian by Paris Hilton uguu~ October 12, 2009
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026