A condition afflicting a newly
single woman, in which all the annoying attributes of her exboyfriend that she ignored while dating him are magnified by 10 after they break up. She finds spending any amount of time around him unbearable. Symptoms include: excessive bitching, muttering expletives under her breath, picking apart
everything her ex says, and
extremely annoyed friends. The only cure for exboyfrienditis is distance from the source of the disease.