dyslexitism 

A combination between dyslexia and autism, resulting in tongue twisting letters and/or words on accident. A person with Dyslexitism does not have to be a diagnosed autistic or dyslexic individual.

Example 1:
Mom: Grab me a psoon please Ja- Dani- I mean Fredrick?

Fredrick: Honey, your Dyslexitism is showing.

Example 2:

Kid: I used to call star's "tsar's" and spider's "spider's".
Therapist: I see, sounds like you had Dyslexitism. Nice to see you grew out if it.

dyslexitism by iAteAWalrusLastNight July 20, 2021

dyslexism 

A rather long preamble to the main point of what someone is trying to say. It's the story before the story that people with dyslexia often find themselves telling before they can tell you the thing they wanted to tell you.

A lot of dyslexisms end with the phrase, "..Wait, what were we talking about?" or, "...I'm sorry, I've lost my train of thought."

A stranger asked me a question the other day and I found myself talking to her for about 15 minutes before she interrupted and said, "Can you please just answer my question?" Embarrassed, I asked that she forgive me my dyslexism and to please repeat the question.

She replied, "Yes, of course!" then repeated her question, "Are you in line for the bathroom?"

dyslexism by CircleDumb May 30, 2023

Dyslexism 

When you dont know how to read or type big sentences.

Your friend:Hey
You: i um hi

Your friend: Whats wrong
You: I HAVE DYSLEXISM

Dyslexism by imsoswagizzy July 22, 2021

dyslexicist 

the discrimination on a person or persons with dyslexia

“you are how”
“why do you sound dyslexic”
“stop being dyslexicist”

dyslexicist by pseudonym976687 June 22, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022