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Mac-Dyl's Law 

To intentionally put off studying or homework by stalking people on Facebook. WIN!
I should be studying for my first Calculus 2 exam tonight, but instead I decided to stalk random friends on Facebook... I am demonstrating Mac-Dyl's Law.
Mac-Dyl's Law by Bigger Mac Daddy January 26, 2011
When your mates (or any old fuck-nugget) is being a bit too "rapey" or is using a lack of friendship to make you feel guilty for something you didn't do for him.
"Hey, Hows that guy that jacked off then sprogged on that chicks back at St Kilda Fest... Dylspec."

"Hey man... Remember the other month when I came to your house party and you didn't hi five me straight away?"

"Dylspec>"
Dylspec by Dylspac March 12, 2015
A massive faggot that looks like a rejected jersey shore participant. They often are skinny twinks that act like douchebags, but as being a Dylster is a state of mind, they come in all shapes and sizes.

Dylsters are usually from new Jersey subburbs, but they can also originate from large east-coast cities. They often hold contrarian views and will defend them to their last breath, even if they know that they are wrong. They will always bootlick superiors and corporations, as Dylsters have no semblance of integrity.
Look at this skinny twink faggot wearing a tank top, what a tank top and a backwards cap, what a Dylster!
He unironically just used the "Sense of Pride and Accomplishment" argument. What a Dylster!
dylsqt is an amazing editor she mostly get’s 100009672927 million likes on tiktok 💖 she is kind hearted and she has so many friends and she is 7171 years old and she has a sugar daddy
Teacher: “is anyone in this world a segsssi mf“ student:“yes dylsqt is “ 🤣🤣🤣
dylsqt by jenniuwu July 21, 2021

Slippery dylsy 

When one sticks their tongue inside their nan after she has been ejaculated in, usually by more than one sexual partner.
"A slippery dylsy could be a fun way to bond with your nan" said little jimmy's mum.
Slippery dylsy by SeedyRay May 24, 2017

The Dylson Effect 

The name given to the effect caused by Dylson being near to you.

It will cause all individuals near Dylson to start convulsing and uncontrollably repeating "Dylson".
"Woah I can't remember last night, I think I got hit with The Dylson Effect"