dylster

A massive faggot that looks like a rejected jersey shore participant. They often are skinny twinks that act like douchebags, but as being a Dylster is a state of mind, they come in all shapes and sizes.

Dylsters are usually from new Jersey subburbs, but they can also originate from large east-coast cities. They often hold contrarian views and will defend them to their last breath, even if they know that they are wrong. They will always bootlick superiors and corporations, as Dylsters have no semblance of integrity.

Look at this skinny twink faggot wearing a tank top, what a tank top and a backwards cap, what a Dylster!
He unironically just used the "Sense of Pride and Accomplishment" argument. What a Dylster!

dylster by The_Nignoggerer_Of_Nignogs October 5, 2018

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dysterian

Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.

Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"

dysterian by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016

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Related Words

dylster • dolster • Dypsterfire • Dysteria • dysterian • Dystermite • fo-dyster • joshua dyster

Dystermite

The act of extreme tickling wherein the tickler bends the middle and ring finger down on both hands and secures it with the thumb (leaving the "rock on" fingers remaining tall), and proceeds to jab the victim on both sides of the ribs at once.

A key component of this style of tickling is that it is accompanied by the tickler making a machine-gun type noise with his or her mouth while attacking the ribs in a staccato-fashion with the fingers kept straight.

(caution: It is very rare to receive this style of tickling and remain standing, or walk away after an attack without having peed your pants.)

DIE-ster-mite

"Amy, you better let me have a bite of that ice cream cone, or I'm gonna dystermite you!"

"Watch out, Amber because Dad is in the tickling mood. I just saw him dystermite Andy for five minutes straight."

"Who wants a Dystermite?" - said by tickler in a group of children, usually while jabbing dystermite fingers in the air and making the accompanying dystermite noise.

Dystermite by ChildhoodDystermiteRecipient July 15, 2009