dylkovich 

Usually found with a ricko, dylkovich is a supernatural being with incredible abilities, most commonly the ability to attract any female named isabel and the ability to chat to any teacher after class, for any amount of time.

Girl 1: Oh my god look it’s a dylkovich
Girl 2: He’s been with Ms Isabel in her room for an hour
Girl 1: I bet they had some fat goat sex!

dylkovich by Ricko Fricko October 21, 2021

Mr. Ditkovich 

Peter Parker's landlord in the OG Spider-Man Trilogy. Played by the great Elya Baskin. A retired Kraven the Hunter who now hunts rent instead of humans. He is Peter's father-figure and even goes as far as to offer him an orange after a dispute. Also goes by "Lord Of The Rent."

Example 1:
Person A: "Damn, man, my landlord isn't leaving me alone. He burst into my room at 1:00 AM while I was having sex and asked for rent."
Person B: Seems like you've got a Mr. Ditkovich on your hands, you pay rent or buy him pizza sometime or else you'll be in big trouble.
Example 2:
Mr. Ditkovich: REEEEENNNNNNNTTTTT?!
Peter Parker: Hi Mr. Ditkovich
Mr. Ditkovich: Hi? What's hi? Can I spend it?

Mr. Ditkovich by CristianoMuller December 16, 2020