by Chaissemcgarnagle May 28, 2018
Get the dwilb mug.n. 1. The unfortunate combination of a dildo and cyborg, used to describe someone pissing you off by being a dick of ridiculous proportions. This person is such a dick and so fake that he cannot possibly be human and therefore must be half dick, half robot. v. 1. to act purposely dickish to the point where normal personality is unrecognizable in order to achieve a desired outcome.
n. Dude that dilborg totally just hit on your girlfriend.
v. Guy: I really don't feel like hanging out with Jake tonight.
Bro: No worries, just dilborg him all night and he'll probably leave.
v. Guy: I really don't feel like hanging out with Jake tonight.
Bro: No worries, just dilborg him all night and he'll probably leave.
by rupertpupkinisking September 8, 2010
Get the Dilborg mug.A rather rude insult that I have just made up when my friend, (we'll call him R) misinformed me about submitting coursework to mydropbox.com. It basically means he has a dildo up his bum.
oh you dilbum!
by J-Eneration May 11, 2004
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"Don't Worry, It's Really Boring". A useful conversation tool by which the user can immediately stop any particularly uninteresting banter in its tracks, without anyone getting too offended. Can also be used to warn a third party not to get involved in a conversation being held by others which is of no interest to anyone.
"Don't Worry, It's Really Boring". A useful conversation tool by which the user can immediately stop any particularly uninteresting banter in its tracks, without anyone getting too offended. Can also be used to warn a third party not to get involved in a conversation being held by others which is of no interest to anyone.
Example 1:
Dave: "Yeah, so, just trying to come to some kind of agreement on the exact colour and style of the dado rail"
Jim: "All a little bit dwirb though, isnt it dave?"
Example 2:
-James: "...and in fact those are some of the best tele-snap reconstructions of missing dr who episodes i've seen in quite some time"
-Chud: "Yeah?"
-Baj: "Hey, what you guys talking about?"
-Chud: "Oh, dwirb"
-Baj: "Fair go squire"
Dave: "Yeah, so, just trying to come to some kind of agreement on the exact colour and style of the dado rail"
Jim: "All a little bit dwirb though, isnt it dave?"
Example 2:
-James: "...and in fact those are some of the best tele-snap reconstructions of missing dr who episodes i've seen in quite some time"
-Chud: "Yeah?"
-Baj: "Hey, what you guys talking about?"
-Chud: "Oh, dwirb"
-Baj: "Fair go squire"
by Chud Brunner March 31, 2008
Get the DWIRB mug.by AppleJax January 12, 2005
Get the DWITB mug.(n) 1. the main character in the comic strip of the same name, created by Scott Adams, depicting an empolyee who works in a cubicle for a clueless boss at a large company
2. any real-life office employee who embodies some characteristics of the Dilbert character
3. a loser
See also: Dilbertesque
2. any real-life office employee who embodies some characteristics of the Dilbert character
3. a loser
See also: Dilbertesque
The young Dilbert tried in vain to sell his boss on the new technology, but his boss told him to shut up and consider himself lucky he even HAS a Coleco.
by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
Get the Dilbert mug.The ancient art of cock-blocking yourself. This can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. Basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.
Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.
Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.
While trying for a threesome: 'There's a way we can all win here' - Drunk Dilbert Special
While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special
While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special
While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special
While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special
by The Avengerer October 4, 2010
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