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Dwane (noun)

Refers a person that exhibits a profound sense of humor accompanied by amazing intelligence complemented by an outrageous sex appeal.

A Dwane is the best person you have ever met or will ever meet. Plain and simple a Dwane is just better than you are.
The party was boring until Dwane arrived.

Dwane is one funny mofo fo sho and is extremely hot, I wish I could date a Dwane.
Dwane by DG1680 February 4, 2010
Words you can keep
A man who has a massive package amazing in bed but sex won't last all night more like 20 mins. BUT BELIEVE ME you won't be able to go longer cause he is a pussy pounding champ who can tame any cat he crosses. Beautiful women can't resist him because when a dwane wakes up he pisses excellence. He is an amazing guy who is nice and sweet but will beat it up like a bad boy should that's why he is in high demand and any girl that lands a dwane needs to let him roam or he might leave because he likes variety and his job is to please all beautiful women, cause there men can't. If you love your girl keep her away from dwane cause she will trade you in.
Mr steal your gurl is who he is and dwane has a big heart but and even bigger tool!!!!!!!
dwane by sarah2234789 November 23, 2010
He is short with a bad boy attitude side smile very charming and charismatic. He always gets the lady's because no one can pull off that kind of confidence and still be so gentle very indecisive enjoys his own time will always try be there for you depending on the personality that day.
Dwane
Dwane by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd July 18, 2020
a slur for bald people
Person 1: "Have you seen her dad?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's such a dwane"
Dwane by official_b August 22, 2023

Dwane Casey 

The head coach of the Minnesota Timberwolves from the 2005-2006 season to present. As a former member of the Seattle Supersonics' coaching staff, he has come to the Timberwolves to make the team consistent and an all-round better basketball team than prior to the 2006 season.

Casey has done everything but that.

The Timberwolves failed to get to the playoffs with a 33-49 record during the 2005-2006 season under Casey and created a team that was conisistently inconsistent. He has shown the leadership qualities of a sloth and proves how much the state of Minnesota misses Flip Saunders.

The 2006-2007 season will make or break Casey's head coaching career.
"Fire Dwane Casey!!"
"............" (Dwane Casey on the bench while the Wolves are losing a 25 point lead)
Dwane Casey by Olowokandi December 12, 2008

dwane the raqi johashem 

the rocks long lost son and reborn in the underworld raised by Osama bin laden, for hid contributions raqi johashem become a world wide star not knowing his origins.
dwane the raqi johashem is the besttt

dwane-bag 

The term Dwane-bag(shortened to D-bag, but this is commonly recognized as douche bag) came from an offhand threat made one night while waiting for concert tickets. With its origins coming from the act of tea bagging. The process of Dwane-bagging involves waiting for a sleeping person to open their mouth, the Dwane-bagger the puts his/its(in case the act is performed by a gender confused individual) balls in the person’s mouth, essentially having them lick the balls, and then proceeds to defecate on the Dwane-baggee’s face/eyes. While the act of Dwane-bagging could be done by a female but as there are: 1. No Balls and 2. This is probably already a form of Japanese scat play. The effect of the shaming is lost. Also see the reverse Dwane-bag, a process involving a normal tea bagging and the act of defecating in the mouth.
First person to fall asleep is getting a Dwane-bag.

Or

The girl asked me to Dwane-bag her, so I did, then never called her again.
dwane-bag by Dan Opper June 4, 2005
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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