A phrase used to tell or warn an individual or group that they should not mess, discriminate, hate, pick on, or bully you in any way or you might bust a cap up their ass; can be changed to "shot" or "shooting" the Dudely
Dang girl, whuz that bitch sayin' to you? She tryin' to start shit again? Mmm, I wouldn't take that! I'd Shoot that Dudely right about now, girlfriend, if she mess with me. Hell no!
Adjective: A descriptive term to be used in describing something as pertaining to having qualities of a dude. However, as opposed to manly, the purpose of dudely is to be used offensively as a descriptive term for a female who is particularly fat or ugly and has qualities to her looks that might make one so confused as to think she was in fact a dude.
"Aww fuck, it's Olga... She's so dudely. I throw up in my mouth everytime I see her. It's like a butterface, except the rest of her is awful, too!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.