dutch elm

When you poop the bed with someone else in the bed with you.

Kevin gave his new girlfriend a Dutch elm.

by Bingbob2 August 24, 2017

St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire

When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.

Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.

by SolidSyntax October 23, 2018