Definitions by SolidSyntax

St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire 

When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.

Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.

St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire by SolidSyntax October 23, 2018