duschio

someone who is being irrittating or un-cool, i.e. a duschbag,but said in a fond way.

trevor:aaahhh man, marlon was being so wack yesterday blud!
jamal:Ah skeen skeen, he was vexin me bare blud!
trevor:I know, what a duschio boy!
jamal:skeen

by Jezzebel November 26, 2007

Duschi

A person who plays FPS video games and trains with any sort of aim trainers, (Kovaaks, Aimlab etc.), but yet can't hit a shot in game.

Man, this guy is such a Duschi!

by Kovaakplayer2008 May 1, 2021

Aniello Duscio

a fucking dick

when you call someone aniello duscio you are calling them a fucking dick

by -pl, April 22, 2022

Dusching

To shower in Austria with Martin

Let’s go dusching.
I like dusching with you.

by Brownsmartie November 18, 2019

duschbox

(pronounced doosh-box)

A computer that contains a processor barely good enough to sustain even the simplest of programs. They most commonly run at speeds no greater than the slowest of duschboxes. Often conserves power by randomly shutting its self off, and is frequently mistaken for heavy construction.

1. "Dude don't open MSN.. Limewire's still running..You'll fuck up my Duschbox."

2. Aaron: "Hey man, why'd you log off?"
Sam: "Aw sorry bro.. My um, uhh.. well.. err.. My sistah
pulled the plug."
Aaron: "Hmm.. yeah sure... Don't be blaming your sister for your fucked up duschbox!"

3. Mother: "TURN OFF THAT COMPUTER, AND GO TO BED!!"
Son: "I did"
Mother: "OH, DON'T YOU BULLSHIT ME.. I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING DUSCHBOX FROM UP HERE!!"

by Halpin Productions November 22, 2007

duschon

The best friend you will ever have.

I wish everyone had a friend like Duschon.

by CRoll40 April 26, 2017

Duschkotmacher

A German phrase for someone who poops in the shower.

Friend#1: Why didn't your cousin come.
Friend#2: Oh, he's a Duschkotmacher.

by Desplat December 4, 2020