This dude on ifunny that made #1 in top stats in less than a month. He so wild. He got the music taste of an OG. So many weird niggas on iFunny be jealous of him for no reason its brazy. He’s also a white blonde boy that sounds like a beaner but it’s ok.

Me: “Did you see how fast durkio made it onto topstats? Wild.”
Normies: “He must be hacking.”

durkio by fuckingrard03 January 10, 2019

durkie

The person that brightness up your day or makes you laugh when you are sad. Can be said to your significant other as well.

Yolanda you are my durkie.

I love you durkie.
Durkie, can we have sex today?

durkie by durkie#1 October 28, 2009

Durkistan

Sovereign nation that was settled in November 2005 and declared independence from all governing bodies of the world in the summer of 2009. The unforgiving terrain of this rugged, mountainous, and barbed-wired utopia is feverishly patrolled by the New Sons of Liberty, a rabid all-weather attack militia. Formerly part of West Virginia, Durkistan is now landlocked by West Virginia and the envious Kingdom of Ken.The BOHC is the command center and site of logistics and operations for Durkistan. Durkistans elaborate defensive fortifications and heavy armaments make it the most impenetrable border of any nation built by man.

We stayed at Durkistan for the weekend it was pleasant and relaxing

Durkistan by BOHC December 19, 2009

Durkin

Female Ring Piece

Right up the Durkin!

Durkin by LORD LOVE ROCKET ;) July 25, 2011

durking

to go on a night out attempting to get with girls but end up creeping them out a little bit

'i fell into the trap of durking last night'

other abbreviations include 'such a durkin', or 'what a durk'

durking by achilles_heel February 27, 2013

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026