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during and after, without any regard for before
I enjoyed myself immensely durfter the party.
durfter by Waterworld November 9, 2008
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durftard 

a dufus retard, commonly known as dumbass
man, that guy is a durftard guys dont need douche bags!
durftard by alzzzzzzz March 28, 2005
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A DUMB SURFER. One who cant engage in an intelligent conversation. Beach bum who lives for surfing and dosent educate himself.
"Youre a dirty durfer"
durfer by mahina September 20, 2006
A man donning the ever popular Bald head,or closely shaven haircut.Named after Limp Biscuits' Fred Durst.
Fred Durst is a Durster..so is David Draimon of Disturbed.Bruce Willis is sometimes a Durster.
durster by Steff the Chef April 14, 2008
someone who thinks (or acts like) they are all good at surfing but really sucks.

Also, a loser, poser, idiot, etc.
Lizzy is most definitely a durfer.
The highest destiny of man was to evolve to a purely aesthetic state of being, durfers have nearly achieved said state. An enigma; A durfer is a spiritual being who strives to be one with mother nature, though the distraction of the simple pleasures (namely the trogs on Kauai) may pull away from a durfers’ spirituality- it is regained through time spent meditating, surfing, and reconnecting with nature.
"It's an honor to be called a Durfer"
durfer by Kamelelani November 10, 2006
a simple way of calling some a dumb ass fat fucker. used in situations where you want to string a long line of cuss words and don't want to be repetitive. A duffter can be a noun, pronoun and a verb.
Yo he's a bitch high level duffter status.
duffter by Lina M December 23, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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