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durftard 

a dufus retard, commonly known as dumbass
man, that guy is a durftard guys dont need douche bags!
durftard by alzzzzzzz March 28, 2005
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A DUMB SURFER. One who cant engage in an intelligent conversation. Beach bum who lives for surfing and dosent educate himself.
"Youre a dirty durfer"
durfer by mahina September 20, 2006
A man donning the ever popular Bald head,or closely shaven haircut.Named after Limp Biscuits' Fred Durst.
Fred Durst is a Durster..so is David Draimon of Disturbed.Bruce Willis is sometimes a Durster.
durster by Steff the Chef April 14, 2008
someone who thinks (or acts like) they are all good at surfing but really sucks.

Also, a loser, poser, idiot, etc.
Lizzy is most definitely a durfer.
The highest destiny of man was to evolve to a purely aesthetic state of being, durfers have nearly achieved said state. An enigma; A durfer is a spiritual being who strives to be one with mother nature, though the distraction of the simple pleasures (namely the trogs on Kauai) may pull away from a durfers’ spirituality- it is regained through time spent meditating, surfing, and reconnecting with nature.
"It's an honor to be called a Durfer"
durfer by Kamelelani November 10, 2006
a simple way of calling some a dumb ass fat fucker. used in situations where you want to string a long line of cuss words and don't want to be repetitive. A duffter can be a noun, pronoun and a verb.
Yo he's a bitch high level duffter status.
duffter by Lina M December 23, 2020