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dungeon tart.

A Dungeon Tart describes a woman, so foul that she may only be boned in a dungeon-like basement to make it appropriate or acceptable. Dungeon Tarts fit in perfectly with the common filth, dirt, mold and grime associated with most college basements. The term was implemented in the tale end of the 2007 scholastic year. Dungeon Tarts can be found lingering around trashy bars until last call, hockey rinks and college parties. They are some of the most vile and revolting creatures that inhabit one's tally chart or black book.
"Alright man, it's 4:00am, call up a dungeon tart."

Dude 1: "Hey bro, did you see the dungeon tart that I slayed last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man she was really hit and smelled of garbage and trash. Congratulations, I think you just slayed the dungeon tart of the year."
dungeon tart. by t-mike531 April 22, 2011
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