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Perjoritive corruption of "dumb fuck" as conjured by those souls too lazy or inept to adjure to a more refined expression.
Thou knave! Thou hast callst me a "dumfuk!"
dumfuk by Yon Callibrator November 16, 2004
Words you can keep
Someone who is being the most fucking annoying person because they dont know how to do the simplest thing
Person 1: "How do you turn on a microwave?"

Person 2: "You dumfuk, get out of my fucking hkme ya we prick!"
Dumfuk by ig: @reub.tay August 5, 2020
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Anybody that can't spell Dumbfuck
If you spell dumbfuck as dumfuck, you are a dumbfuck.
Dumfuck by Chode November 12, 2004
He is uch a Dumfker
Dumfker by Dodgey deano December 10, 2018
an extremely dumb peice of shit that can't even tell the dumb and fuck are two seperate words. he even spells dumb wrong
your a dumfuck
dumfuck by slopass March 18, 2003

Corey Dumfuq 

A Corey Dumfuq is a name given to someone who lacks common sense and as a result acts like an absolute bell end.

Derived from the Chavonian word 'Corey' meaning penis and the Chinese word 'Dumfuq' meaning fucking idiot.
"Ugh have you heard the shit Bader is coming out with?"
"Yeah, what a Corey Dumfuq!"
Corey Dumfuq by Rj93 January 20, 2016
pronounced "Dumb Fuck"
1.Anti Constitutional People tht Create Illegal Laws or Support thm with either Action or Inaction. & Allowing thier freedoms to be sold out frm under thm.
2.ppl who watch to much mainstream television & dont google,youtube , urban dictionary, online search all thier personal truths & hopes n dreams & things pertaining to thm in thier own pursuit of happiness.
3. ppl who hurt any other beings through thier actions or inactions.

Can be Cured with Wisdom Love & Knowledge,.
Someone who doesnt Defend or Teach or Know Thier Constitution . or excersize thier rights & Rights of Others.

ie:
1."wat kinda of dumfck government would print money on loan at will , .let itself b indebted to another country over 1trillion dollars & when you play thier 'Yes we Can' Speech backwards u get , ty satan.. oh yea utube/google it"..

2, "did u see wat tht dumfck posted/said/fell over down a hole n bump his head'?

3,"she was a dumfck, barely moved her ass."
dumfck by StoneOz November 26, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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