dumfuk

Perjoritive corruption of "dumb fuck" as conjured by those souls too lazy or inept to adjure to a more refined expression.

Thou knave! Thou hast callst me a "dumfuk!"

by Yon Callibrator November 16, 2004

Dumfuk

Someone who is being the most fucking annoying person because they dont know how to do the simplest thing

Person 1: "How do you turn on a microwave?"

Person 2: "You dumfuk, get out of my fucking hkme ya we prick!"

by ig: @reub.tay August 5, 2020