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Someone who is being the most fucking annoying person because they dont know how to do the simplest thing
Person 1: "How do you turn on a microwave?"

Person 2: "You dumfuk, get out of my fucking hkme ya we prick!"
Dumfuk by ig: @reub.tay August 5, 2020
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Anybody that can't spell Dumbfuck
If you spell dumbfuck as dumfuck, you are a dumbfuck.
Dumfuck by Chode November 12, 2004
He is uch a Dumfker
Dumfker by Dodgey deano December 10, 2018
an extremely dumb peice of shit that can't even tell the dumb and fuck are two seperate words. he even spells dumb wrong
your a dumfuck
dumfuck by slopass March 18, 2003

Corey Dumfuq 

A Corey Dumfuq is a name given to someone who lacks common sense and as a result acts like an absolute bell end.

Derived from the Chavonian word 'Corey' meaning penis and the Chinese word 'Dumfuq' meaning fucking idiot.
"Ugh have you heard the shit Bader is coming out with?"
"Yeah, what a Corey Dumfuq!"
Corey Dumfuq by Rj93 January 20, 2016
pronounced "Dumb Fuck"
1.Anti Constitutional People tht Create Illegal Laws or Support thm with either Action or Inaction. & Allowing thier freedoms to be sold out frm under thm.
2.ppl who watch to much mainstream television & dont google,youtube , urban dictionary, online search all thier personal truths & hopes n dreams & things pertaining to thm in thier own pursuit of happiness.
3. ppl who hurt any other beings through thier actions or inactions.

Can be Cured with Wisdom Love & Knowledge,.
Someone who doesnt Defend or Teach or Know Thier Constitution . or excersize thier rights & Rights of Others.

ie:
1."wat kinda of dumfck government would print money on loan at will , .let itself b indebted to another country over 1trillion dollars & when you play thier 'Yes we Can' Speech backwards u get , ty satan.. oh yea utube/google it"..

2, "did u see wat tht dumfck posted/said/fell over down a hole n bump his head'?

3,"she was a dumfck, barely moved her ass."
dumfck by StoneOz November 26, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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