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dumbmentia 

A disorder of the brain caused by a chronic state of bad choices, dumb decisions, and general assholery that gets worse with age.
My ex has dumbmentia.
dumbmentia by AmyChristine March 23, 2021
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Dummenting 

Dumb+comment= Dumment

When someone says something out of their league,not cool, something DUMB
..they are dummenting
*Texting*
Griz- You are talking out of your league bruh! Your channel is too small to post stuff like that.

Blake- Dude, your channel is even smaller why even bother?

Griz- I said your content was not for small YouTubers like you ! I post stuff of my own class STOP DUMMENTING!!!
Dummenting by Emporiohak March 7, 2018
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Dumbmedial 

This is a random thing I came up with and has become well used in many schools all because I called it my brother.

This is basically what the word says...

a merge or dumb and remedial
Person 1: - How do I change the channel on the TV
Person 2: - Use the remote... you dumbmedial lol
Dumbmedial by Matthew Parkes December 3, 2007
Constantly forgetting things, mainly due to the consumption of marijuana concentrate AKA DAB's.
He must have dabmentia, because after he smokes he always forgets what he was trying to do.
dabmentia by Slepnir April 27, 2017
A severe brain malady that infects liberals. It is characterized by the ability of the Democratic Party, Liberals and Progressives to ignore ALL facts and logic.
People are still going to vote for Obama in spite of how badly he's done in the first four years. They must have Demmentia.
Demmentia by ScottyAG October 19, 2012
A: a person that has taken too many dabs an can no longer recollect or problem solve.

B: a victim of smoking to much oil to function.

C: Unable to comprehend simple reality.
Andy seems to look past the simple tools he needs to complete his task. He becomes unable to function. He must have dabmentia.

Andy took numerous dabs and was diagnosed with dabmentia.

Andy
Dabmentia by Johnniemodel January 16, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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