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Dumbance 

A dumbance is somone who us dumb as shit.
In ancient Egypt Queen Cleopatra Called all of her servants Dumbance's. Especialy her servant courtney.
You Dumbance, Get back here!
Dumbance by ZackBoudrot July 9, 2009
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Dumbanese 

A language spoken by the truly dumb or ignorant, in fact it makes so little since you can't understand it
Donald Trump: We will build a wall, a wall no Mexicans or immigrants will ever climb!

Me: What's that again? Oh I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumbanese.

Fun fact: The Chinese are a scapegoat for Trump, he blames them for the obvious hoax of Global Warming
Dumbanese by Penis Gremlin April 10, 2016
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dumblance 

A dumb resemblance, a picture that does not resemble a person really adequately.
This photo is a dumblance
dumblance by Word Madman May 10, 2020
a kid who thinks hes all bad, acts like hes superior to everyone else, an idiot, someone who trys to get all of the attention,

kids who listen to icp, kmk, hu, hed pe...
thinks everyone else is SO "immature" and
thinks everyone copies him...
that kid is so dumbace, he acts like everyone copies him by listening to hed pe. but i liked it way before him.

that kid is a dumbace, shouting out the answers even though they are wrong.

that girl is a dumbace, trying to make an appearance when she came late to school...
dumbace by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 16, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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