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Dumbfounded 

Someone who is so utterly confused about every little thing said to them.
Joe: “have you seen my homework papers?”
Karen: “we have homework?”
Joe: “Yeah, where are my papers?”
Karen: “WE HAD PAPERS?!”
Joe: “Jesus lord..Why are you so dumbfounded all the time..”
Dumbfounded by Carlss..anthem December 31, 2019

dumbfounded 

Used to define something so horribly stupid and dumb, to the point it isn't even funny.
Syd: Dude that kid actually thought you played for Bodom.
Kraig: I'm not really surprised, I always believed that kid was pathetically dumbfounded. This just proved my point.
dumbfounded by Rawr ! February 10, 2005

dumbfounded 

- To be greatly astonished or surpised.
Me:The things you say are dumbfounded.

Friend: I'm not dumb!

Me: Well I wasn't saying you were, I was saying the things you said are showing that you are astonished at unimpressive things. Now I'm saying you're dumb.
dumbfounded by It'sAnonymouse May 18, 2018

dumbfounded 

to slap your dick across a womens face
i dumbfouned the shit out of that girl.
dumbfounded by glaids April 8, 2004

Gation dumbfounded 

U stupid and don't know ur foods
Gation dumbfounded by ZX7 Panda December 17, 2018

dumbfounded 

possessing pretty titties. so pretty.
so very pretty.
dumbfounded by Juan Crespo March 14, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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