Skip to main content

dumb-face 

the appearance or look a person has that makes them seem retarded, slow minded, or just stupid intellectually, even though the person is normal or even highly intellegent.
I can't believe how smart Peyton is! I never would've guessed it by looking at him and his dumb-face.
dumb-face by ChristopherCook October 18, 2007
Words you can keep

Dumb Face 

When a person (usually a man) has a "look" as if they are almost a retard but are actually quite normal, maybe even above average in intellegence. Yet, they have a face that nearly resembles a mongoloid. They are not dumb, they just have dumb face.
Peyton is not a tard! He just has Dumb Face!
Dumb Face by ChristopherCook October 15, 2007

Dumb face 

an expressionless and judgmental look given to someone who has just made an unfunny, ignorant, or asinine joke, statement, or action. designed to express disapproval in a way that makes it clear that the receivers previous offering was not even deserving of a reaction of any kind.
joe: i think we should get tacos
will: your FACE is a taco! lol
joe: :| *note: that's what a dumb face looks like*
will: get it? because... like.. you eat tacos... with... your face?
joe: ... anyway, i think we should get tacos

dumb face 

a name used for a person who's face makes you feel dumber for looking at it.
I just lost IQ points because of that dumb face.
dumb face by less-dumb face December 6, 2005

stupid dummy dumb face 

Foster is a stupid dummy dumb face, and that's a fact

big dumb face 

big dumb face by lol September 16, 2003

dumb dick sucker face

Person in which has absolutely no intelligence, looks as if they fell from a ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, throughly enjoys duck sausage. This persons face just really pisses you off.
You dumb dick sucker face, i told you to get the hell outta here!
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next